*Did you wash your hands?
*Please play kindly with your sister.
*Watch out for her fingers!
*You did a great job!
*How did you learn how to kick a ball that far? Wow!
*Yucky! Get that out of your mouth!
*Yay! *hand clapping*
*You need to eat all your food groups.
*Seriously? You're still hungry?
*Why are you under the table again?
*You're not alone, Jesus is in your heart.
*Where are you?
*Did you poop again?
*Please be a good listener.
*How did you climb up into your brother's bed again?
*Why are you trying to climb the duck chair?
*Put your feet on the floor, please don't try to climb in your toy grocery cart.
*How did you climb up into your brother's bed again?
*Why are you trying to climb the duck chair?
*Put your feet on the floor, please don't try to climb in your toy grocery cart.
*We can go outside, but remember, when we say it's time to come in there will be no crying.
*What a creative idea!
*Are you the only baby on the planet who hates to sleep?!?
*You did a marvelous job!
*Look at that beautiful smile.
*Of course we can read a book!
*What a creative idea!
*Are you the only baby on the planet who hates to sleep?!?
*You did a marvelous job!
*Look at that beautiful smile.
*Of course we can read a book!





Great list! I can tell you're a good mom just by reading it. It's so funny--I never imagined all of the crazy things I would say before becoming a mom. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks! Yes, I've said some pretty weird sentences now that I'm a mom.
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